thenimbus:

lymphonodge:

bearpigman:

sushiandpie:

if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby

I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop

"BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA"

This is the cutest shit

(Source: pissyeti, via anglefoodcake)

fablemccloud:

flyingpig890:

thegodofseduction:

vivid-imaginations1144:

yencid:

How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats

TOOTHLESSS

This look never means anything good is going to happen.

My god. So cute.

(via eggsorcism)

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:


Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:

Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

(Source: tabbybeard, via radicalravenclaw)

fraensisco:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

lets get it there

(via bitchitsmejackie)

the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

image

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

(via gabby-is-a-twinkie)

believed:

han-kun:

sassy—heichou—levi:

DON’T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!!
Police officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning:
If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM!
This is a common Bloods member “initiation game” that goes like this:
The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his ‘target’. He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual in the vehicle in order to complete his initiation requirements. Police Depts. across the nation are being warned. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off.  
In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your family!
Please forward this message to all of your friends and family members to inform them about this initiation ritual.


this seems like a serious and legitimate issue that everyone should definitely be aware of

believed:

han-kun:

sassy—heichou—levi:

DON’T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHTS ON!!

Police officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning:

If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM!

This is a common Bloods member “initiation game” that goes like this:

The new gang member under initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash their headlights at him is now his ‘target’. He is now required to turn around and chase that car, then shoot and kill every individual in the vehicle in order to complete his initiation requirements. Police Depts. across the nation are being warned. Their intent is to have all the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with their headlights off.  

In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information with all the drivers in your family!

Please forward this message to all of your friends and family members to inform them about this initiation ritual.

this seems like a serious and legitimate issue that everyone should definitely be aware of

(Source: ruesoldat, via theobsessive)

(Source: OBSCVRED, via theobsessive)

alexandahhh:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(Source: officialpigeon, via theobsessive)

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

(Source: tricksy-and-mopsy, via theobsessive)